Gothiness: 10 Sweatiness: 8 (too much neck on display)
At first I thought this might be an ageing Marcel Marceau giving up mime for a Gothlife, but no, this is a Goth debating whether to hire a yacht or not. Not very Goth, you'd think, but he's taking advice from a green and a yellow skull! Look at them reflecting back at him in his glasses, offering up the words of Coleridge: "Day after day, day after day,/ We stuck, nor breath nor motion;/ As idle as a painted goth/ Upon a painted ocean." Now all he needs is an albatross. Or a crow.
7 comments:
Classic, an actual Sisters shirt.
You gotta love Eldergoths. Still gothing out the whiteface like we did in the 80s!
Whiteface. AAARRRGGGHHH. I hate this. Why do people do this. You want to look gothic, not like a clown or a mime. Good job making the rest of us look stupid by association. >:( We have a guy at the club who wears this crap and one day I will dunk him in the fountain and scrub it all off of him!!!
If I'm not mistaken, he's moving in mysterious ways around Whitby, every goth's favourite Victorian seaside resort. I went there by mistake for my first anniversary, but in fairness to the place it was actually quite pleasant. Loads of goths too, which is always a bonus....
.. taking advice from a green and a yellow skull, indeed! Love the Coleridge association. Delectably brilliant. Goodness. "Painted Goth / Painted Ocean": oh so lovely. ;]
"SHAAAAAAAAAAAARON!"
He looks like a young Ozzy Osbourne.
+5 points for the sunglasses.
-10 points for cheating on his pastyness.
Next time, use some sunscreen.
OMFG, he's our driver's ed instructor...
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