Delilah in the Sun, originally uploaded by cemeterygates.
Gothiness: 7 Sweatiness: 6
Delilah here is taking no risks. If she got even CLOSE to a tan, she'd be thrown out of her coven. But if she wants to stay paler than pale, she's made two fatal mistakes:
1 - cover your hands, suntanned fingers are a dead giveaway.
2 - don't get on a boat and drive into the middle of the Caribbean sea when there's not a cloud in sight.
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I hope she doesn't think little fingerless gloves will do the trick, either. She'll end up with the Goth equivalent of a farmer's tan...
Best concept for a blog. I have ---ever--- seen. :)
POOR girl. i think it's 'have,' only because the rest was flawless. and can you say 'whatever' now? i hopeso.
hahaha. i can't believe you actually posted a photo of delilah. i posted your blog to my (protected) twitter feed a few weeks ago because i TRULY EXPECTED to find her in there and was disappointed she wasn't. crazy.
I would venture to say
3 - Don't wear a mesh shirt because there is the possibility of the sun penetrating your skin through that sucker.
She's smiling; that ought to deduct a few gothiness points, no?
Actually, that shirt is made of a material that blocks over 97% of UV light. Seriously.
isn't that noel fielding with fake boobs?
i forward the motion that this is the boosh member on his stag do
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A schoolboy error, Weirdimals. Fielding only holidays amongst the Mod Wolves.
agree- smiling a definite no-no. I love this . . . "dead giveaway"! Of what?? (human ability to tan?!) LOL
*sends this in to failblog.org*
The fact that someone called me Noel Fielding with fake boobs has completely made my life.
Also, re: smiling goths
We're fond of saying that with goth you either get the joke or you ARE the joke. I get the joke. :-p
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