Gotheo and Juliet

Thanks to Jamie Bowen

Gothiness: 6 Sweatiness: 6
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the Daystar. Declarations of love are a beautiful thing - Gotheo here has braved the beach to write a transient amorous message in the sand, making sure to keep his head protected from the Daystar's powerful rays. But what's that? Bare arms? Bare bloody arms? Damn fool. By the time he's finished, his forearms will be so pink his body will look like a slice of Battenburg cake. And who wants to sleep with that? Fail.

4 comments:

Ms Noir said...

This blog cracks me up! Classic rookie goth mistake! Let's hope the poor, misguided fool has factor 50,000 on...

The Stool Pigeon said...

Wish I could see a bigger version. I'm not entirely sure he's goth at all. A goth wouldn't write in that sorority girl font.

Dracenea said...

I recently did a post about my poor bare arms.

pale chick + sunshine = pink chick

nox said...

It looks so cuuute!

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