Prom Goth

Thanks to Emma Rinker

Gothiness: 4 (clearly he's a Didi) Sweatiness: 7
This, apparently, is 'Uncle Mike'. Jesus titty fucking Christ on a bicycle, words fail me. I open the floor to you, dear reader.

16 comments:

The Impressive Clergyman said...

Oh Holy Mother of God - is this the Goth equivalent of the Jocasta Complex? Or the Oedipus Complex? I mean he's 14 isn't he? Whatever - an absolute Goth salute to the pair of them. They clearly don't give two tin shits.

Aabra said...

Do most goths take their moms to the prom? So confused...

The Stool Pigeon said...

I love the juxtaposition of the frilly white flowers and lavender backdrop against the gothness.

Dracenea said...

I can't tell if the chick wants to be goth or a biker?!

Emma Rinker said...

I am in love with this picture.

Anonymous said...

No, just no. Go home and try again.

_carrie said...

I believe "Jesus titty fucking Christ on a bicycle" perfectly applies.
Gotta love the lipstick on him.

k-doh and Bosanova-b said...

Maybey momma wanted to do a "Glamor shot" with junior in a few pics, before she got "naughty" for daddy>

Anonymous said...

fail.

Anonymous said...

Jesus titty fucking Christ on a popsicle. Nay, two popsicles.

Miranda said...

Words? OK, here you go. Dear Sir: Please remove lipstick.

there you go.

Anonymous said...

according to yoda (fear is the path to the dark side. fear leads to anger. anger leads to hate. hate leads to suffering), I am sooo on the way to the dark side after seeing this picture

White Trash Hero - x said...

Rather than a corsage, she went for a gelled spiky fringe... also taking note of a smile drawn onto the mouth in black, classic

Vlad The Impaler said...

WOW!

Uncle Mike better watch out. His prom date is wearing a Top Hat, sign of a deviant if ever I saw one

Beelzebrad665 said...

Even Slash (Gun's n Roses, Velvet Revolver) has to take the dick out of his mouth to comment on how slick this guy looks with that top hat on... Someone's gettin laid tonight.

whitby vlad said...

BB665....you're missing the point

I know no prominant goths that wore top hats....another confused metal/goth cross over.

And anyway....

He looks like the guy who missed the bus to Colombine High School, and his mates got all the fame

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