Gothiness: 8 Sweatiness: 9 (crotch area only)
Ladieeeeeez! Check out this Goth's cradle of filth! He's all man, and he's waiting to satisfy your every need - poetry, navel gazing, and Terry Pratchett discussion groups with dark sexual chocolate drops on top! Witness the muscular physique! Gasp at the bulging source of his power! Swoon at the bullet belt adorned cowboy boots! This, surely, is every Gothette's onanistic, narcissistic gothboy fantasy!
edit: What do you mean, no?
24 comments:
i haven't laughed this hard in days lmao! thanks for making my day!
LOL, I laughed before I even read the text.
Dear gods i think i just peed myself...
Now THERE'S a David Hasslegoth if ever I saw one! You found the picture. I salute you
Ugh no rockabilly for me, thanks.
I am in love!
Pictures and scenes like this always brighten my day, but not with the light of the Daystar.
This makes me hurt all over. But thanks - it is truly brilliant!
Ok, yes, "Cradle of filth" comment, totally hilarious. But dude. This guy clearly isn't a goth. He's a hipster.
Only a shameless hipster would think it was acceptable to wear white sunglasses and pinstripe mankini bottoms.
I think his hair scares me the most...
Paris Hilton wants her sunglasses back.
Oh dude, I'm embarrassed for us both...
Fail :)
GaaaaaH! My eyeballs!
I was reading this blog in class.
Thanks for making everyone look at me with a strange stare.
But then, I LOLed.
He looks more like the lead singer of a Buck Cherry (possibly LIT?) cover band who washed up on shore after a night playing the Sunset Strip. He just happened to be wearing his cod piece and amo boots under his tight ripped jeans when he took the stage that evening.
oh he's cute
GORGEOUS!!!!
gimme some of that...
Uh-oh, are there really goth-filled Terry Pratchett discussion groups somewhere? And do I need to feel even MORE guilty for reading his books? Uh-oh...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and declare this guy Not Gothic.
Lookit his freakin cowboy boots, and those white shades? oh hell no!
god, my eyes are bleeding.
Seriously, you is a funny dude. You need to write a book or something.
I confused by the Terry Pratchett comment. I wouldn't associate his books with a Goth lifestyle..there is WAY to much humor in his books.
spectacular!
Amy, goths are some of the funniest people on earth! (I mean, just look at THAT guy!) You haven't lived until you've sat around on decatur listening to uber-lifestylers make ridiculous vampire jokes about passerby("Mmmmmm, chinese tonight?" "Eh, you'd just be hungry again in an hour" or "Everyone knows people taste better with garlic!") or rivet-heads wisecracking about how a few guys in their side-project want to get together on a side-project.
I'll keep the jokes light for the blog, but I sure am glad comedy comes in black...
I'm going to say he's more of a L.A. Guns revivalist, unfortunately.
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