Goths, I love 'em! I even used to be one for a bit (well, I was a Didi-Goth for at least 6 months). But there's one thing that troubles me about our cheery friends: what to do they do in summer? All that makeup, long black leather and rubber must get very sticky. I think we should show our respect for these poor unfortunates, struggling to stand out from the vanilla crowd despite blazing temperatures and sunshine that puts the rest of us in shorts and vest tops. Join me in celebrating the majesty of the Goth, who, eschewing any practicality whatever, still has the commitment to don a full length leather trenchcoat, stupid New Rock boots, and half a Superdrug counter of makeup. All hail the Hot Goth!


Dedication's what you need

lakebeachville9000, originally uploaded by pretty.kittens.

Gothiness: 4 Sweatiness: 9
So you're on a beach on lovely sunny day, surrounded by pretty ladies. Do you strip off to show your scrawny yet intellectual physique? Do you buggery! You sit there covered in as much black as possible to guarantee the Daystar doesn't infect you with it's joyful rays, discussing your latest epic poem documenting your Saturday job at Hot Topic. This is quite above and beyond the call of Chthulu duty. Top marks!

7 comments:

Liz said...

This is amazing!

Rubber Douchey said...

This should be the new Website banner photo!

fuzzbomb said...

Surely that should be DEAD-ication...?

Love the site, keep 'em coming.

Nina said...

I agree, I think this is my new favorite one too. Definitely a keeper.

Anonymous said...

This pic reminds me of "Mystic Pizza!"
Cool movie if not gothic.

Anonymous said...

THIS MAN IS AWESOME.

Agony said...

he looks ......happy. too happy. :(

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