Goths, I love 'em! I even used to be one for a bit (well, I was a Didi-Goth for at least 6 months). But there's one thing that troubles me about our cheery friends: what to do they do in summer? All that makeup, long black leather and rubber must get very sticky. I think we should show our respect for these poor unfortunates, struggling to stand out from the vanilla crowd despite blazing temperatures and sunshine that puts the rest of us in shorts and vest tops. Join me in celebrating the majesty of the Goth, who, eschewing any practicality whatever, still has the commitment to don a full length leather trenchcoat, stupid New Rock boots, and half a Superdrug counter of makeup. All hail the Hot Goth!


Nice day for a Goth wedding


Gothiness: 10 Sweatiness: 8
1st dance most likely to be: Cry Little Sister from Lost Boys.
They're braving the sun for the photos to show their family, but after this it's straight back into the cellar for some red wine and a Wicca ceremony.

6 comments:

Rosie said...

wrong. it would clearly be white wedding : billy idol

GothsInHotWeather said...

True.

GothsInHotWeather said...

When I say 'True' I mean you're right - I don't mean Spandau Ballet.

The Impressive Clergyman said...

I can't help feeling it should be Tower of Strength by The Mission. And the toast would be with a bottle of Black Tower.

Dirgesinger said...

Wow. I am going to have my Black Wedding this October. Though mine will not be as...rich, how to say, but black enough, with silver rings and oath taking at midnight, full moon. :)

Ivonejlee said...

I like the wedding dress, the black and purple color combinations are great, the umbrella is brilliant. Maybe it is better if put a little purple color on the groom attire.

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