Goths, I love 'em! I even used to be one for a bit (well, I was a Didi-Goth for at least 6 months). But there's one thing that troubles me about our cheery friends: what to do they do in summer? All that makeup, long black leather and rubber must get very sticky. I think we should show our respect for these poor unfortunates, struggling to stand out from the vanilla crowd despite blazing temperatures and sunshine that puts the rest of us in shorts and vest tops. Join me in celebrating the majesty of the Goth, who, eschewing any practicality whatever, still has the commitment to don a full length leather trenchcoat, stupid New Rock boots, and half a Superdrug counter of makeup. All hail the Hot Goth!


Goth Garden Party


Gothiness: 9 Sweatiness: 8
It's June, so it must be time for a Goth Garden Party! Here members of Alien Sex Fiend look disgruntled at the wait for cucumber sandwiches. Extra points to the one on the left whose Gothasol appears to be a bat on a stick. Not included in this shot - All About Eve who provided a string quartet for the occasion.

4 comments:

meardearna said...

Sweatiness only 8? Did 2 points get knocked off 'cause the high plateau hair has heat releasing effects?

GothsInHotWeather said...

Exactly right, Meardeana. Hair like that is a heat-sink for your noggin.

Qat said...

Is it a bad sign that I want that 'sol and have been trying to figure out the best way to replicate it since the first time I spied this image?

Anonymous said...

One of these things is not like the other...

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