Goths, I love 'em! I even used to be one for a bit (well, I was a Didi-Goth for at least 6 months). But there's one thing that troubles me about our cheery friends: what to do they do in summer? All that makeup, long black leather and rubber must get very sticky. I think we should show our respect for these poor unfortunates, struggling to stand out from the vanilla crowd despite blazing temperatures and sunshine that puts the rest of us in shorts and vest tops. Join me in celebrating the majesty of the Goth, who, eschewing any practicality whatever, still has the commitment to don a full length leather trenchcoat, stupid New Rock boots, and half a Superdrug counter of makeup. All hail the Hot Goth!


Weirs Science

Spotted by Kat, lifted from http://poorlydressed.com
Fashion Fail - Should Be Reading The Weird Times, AMIRITE?!
Gothiness: 8 Sweatiness: 6
Um. Right. Here goes... Nope. no words. Just no words.

13 comments:

poopisan said...

Oh my Mom! Alwyas trying to hang out with my friends.

Kelsey the Ewok said...

"Story Time"

Kelsey

nge-tik said...

nice story..

Anonymous said...

That's not Goth... but for fuck's sake anyway.

Anonymous said...

is that a boy goth or a girl goth

GWAR said...

Wicked cool and smokin hot!

Anonymous said...

LOL this is awesome. THATS ME! And i'm a girl. I make gwar costumes, thats one of my finished pieces.. i was actually holding a sign that said "vote for human slaves or else."

check me out of facebook!

http://www.facebook.com/saddam.a.go.go

Anonymous said...

That's My Friend!!! It's a Girl.

Anonymous said...

its a ham-beast!

dave said...

I feel bad for that poor bench! What the weight limit is, I am sure she is exceeding it!

Anonymous said...

Anime Boston FTW!

Jason said...

omg her "regular" pics are even more disgusting! looks like an overweight 12 year old boy!

chris said...

well its not often I am lost for words

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