Goths, I love 'em! I even used to be one for a bit (well, I was a Didi-Goth for at least 6 months). But there's one thing that troubles me about our cheery friends: what to do they do in summer? All that makeup, long black leather and rubber must get very sticky. I think we should show our respect for these poor unfortunates, struggling to stand out from the vanilla crowd despite blazing temperatures and sunshine that puts the rest of us in shorts and vest tops. Join me in celebrating the majesty of the Goth, who, eschewing any practicality whatever, still has the commitment to don a full length leather trenchcoat, stupid New Rock boots, and half a Superdrug counter of makeup. All hail the Hot Goth!


Oompa-Loompa Goth

Thanks to Alethea Carr

Gothiness: 7 Jaffa Cake-ness: 8
Alethea writes "My husband was enchanted by my making an appearance on the site, but this heady feeling of love soon turned to envy. As you can see, he has turned his back forever on such mundane pleasures as swimming pools and gardening, preferring the cold comfort of shadow. Together we wallow in unrelenting angst. Actually, he just threatened that if I didn’t sub a picture of him, he’d write poetry at me and put Clan of Xymox on repeat all night." I see your Darker Half still finds time to bathe in carrot juice though, Alethea. Too much time under the rays of the Daystar, clearly.
On another note, this represents the first bespoke modelled shot for GIHW - hooray! more of the same please, chums.

7 comments:

Alethea said...

I love the Jaffa Cake-ness! Thanks ; )

Miranda said...

Erm...what's a jaffa cake? @___@

The girl is lovely!

GothsinHotWeather said...

Ah, the eternal question! Nobody knows - is it a cake, or a biscuit? how do they get the fabulous orangey bit in? Can you really get all the chocolate off the base? It has even been debated in Parliament! Really! see here for proof http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A185104

Vampire Sighs said...

Always love visiting this blog :)

The Steampunk said...

He reminds me of Deep Roy in that awful new Wonka movie...

Dystopia Kid said...

He's also pretty tan... I wonder if he sneaks out into the sun when no one's looking.

Theodorachaos said...

Nice home!!! lovely couple! And I love her dress etc.

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