Gothiness: 7 Sweatiness: 6
Take heed mortal, and fear my warning! Tear your eyes from the alluring glare of this Dark Temptress! Heed not the cool, refreshing can of beer and refuse the promise of delicious pre-prepared kebabs with artichoke hearts from M&S! You can plainly see there's nothing on this fire - like the Dread Pirate Roberts, this evil succubus waits to barbecue your SOOOUUUUULLLLL! Probably in a nice piri-piri sauce.
9 comments:
Best thing about this one is the OKCupid watermark! Oy!
Best thing about this is the can of Mackeson's.
My mum used to swear by it!
I think she's hot!
Personally, I prefer a rack of spareribs. Empty spatula begone!
This is Miranda. My google account is being retarded.
Beer? That looks like Coke Zero to me. The gothiest of all Cokes!
it IS zero cola, you stupid mortals. it has the tastes of CLASSIC COLA without the CALORIES- next best thing to blood!
That get-up is more Madonna ala Lucky Star video. Still hot, though, even standing next to cold barbeque.
Awesome title.
Meat slice and heels. Damn, I am hot for that look. And what's she cooking? One goth atkins friendly shovel full of emptiness. Screw the grill and work that pout.
Easy on the condiments, dark sister.
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