Showing posts with label Whitby. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Whitby. Show all posts

Goth Classification



Many of our beloved colonial cousins have asked "What is a Didi-Goth?" The excellent vampirefreaks.com has a run-down of the main Goth classes here, but they do seem to miss the definition of a Didi-Goth. I've found the original interpretation:

Didi-Goth  /gɒθ/ [after Diddy]–noun
1. one of a Teutonic people who in the 3rd to 5th centuries invaded and settled in parts of the Roman Empire, but left after two weeks as their visa had expired.
2. a young or fledgling Goth, too depressed to consider him/herself part of the rest of school, but too happy to become full immersed in Goth culture. Writes particularly awful poetry, usually about how no-one understands them, or why the boy in Year 12 won't snog them.

Origin:
bef. 900; ME Gothe (after G. Chaucer): "There was a Wif of Bathe, she was-a gat toothed and prood, black did she wear, and depressive; yet Goth she was-a not, morever a Didi, owning nought but one Cure album, and that alone being a Greateste-Hits."
(Note: best read in Chaucerian English for full effect; if you are unfamiliar with the style then I commend Bill Bailey to you.

LazyGoth

stolen from Getty
Goths Join Forces For The Annual Gothic Weekend




Gothiness: 8 Sweatiness: 7
Dear Lord how do I ever watch Lazytown with my daughter again? My mind! My mind is bleeding! Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place...

I deny thee, deckchair!


Gothiness: 4 Sweatiness: 6
Though clearly not yet fully initiated into the coven of Goth, this young lady is going the right away about spending time on the beach. There's a nice welcoming deckchair - does she sit on it? Does she buggery! She even has the good sense to stand on the only rock on the beach rather than risk getting sand in her Vans. Well done, madam.

Purple Paddlers


Gothiness: 6 Sweatiness: -4
It was a hot day, but a freezing sea. These two Dark Delights jumped in and before they knew it they were overwhelmed by the Goth's biggest fear: enjoyment. Yes, you can clearly see these these two Gothettes are having fun. How dare they? I made up for it by finding a previously unpublished poem, penned by Samuel Taylor Coleridge. Apparently he binned this one and went with the Rime of the Ancient Mariner instead.
"Oh! Sea of chilly suffering, I jump in thee,
To drown my sorrows, at the shores of Whitby.
To look so glum was my goal,
but instead, childish enjoyment filled my soul.
I am Goth, 'neath the searing sky
I feed my pain with fish and chips from the Magpie."

Heads You Lose

Thanks to Alan Clements http://www.pbase.com/clements/image/105622619


Gothiness: 9 Sweatiness: 6
Well, I've heard of giving head, but I think this is taking it a bit far. She certainly sees something in him that no-one else can see. Although, I think she's missed a basic lesson - before going out in the Daystar, his head was ashen white with beautiful flowing black locks. And now look at it! Burnt to a cinder. Take care, Gothette! It could happen to you.

The Good Chip Goth

Thanks to: Alan Clements http://www.pbase.com/clements/image/88313095

Gothiness: 8 Sweatiness: 6
Stepping straight from the pages of Northanger Abbey, comes our latest Gothy heroine, seen here enjoying a bag of chips. Distressingly there appears to be no blood-like ketchup, nor is there a solitary lurid green mushy pea. Must do better.

The Rime of the Gothy Mariner

Thanks to: Photo Doktor www.photodoktor.co.uk/goth.jpg

Gothiness: 10 Sweatiness: 8 (too much neck on display)
At first I thought this might be an ageing Marcel Marceau giving up mime for a Gothlife, but no, this is a Goth debating whether to hire a yacht or not. Not very Goth, you'd think, but he's taking advice from a green and a yellow skull! Look at them reflecting back at him in his glasses, offering up the words of Coleridge: "Day after day, day after day,/ We stuck, nor breath nor motion;/ As idle as a painted goth/ Upon a painted ocean." Now all he needs is an albatross. Or a crow.

Bucket And Spade of Cthulhu

Thanks to: Kjartan Poskitt http://www.kjartan.co.uk/whitbygoths.htm
Gothiness: 8 Sweatiness: 6
Very few leather coats, but boots and lace will catch the sand nicely.
(note matching hair and child's spade - who said Goths couldn't co-ordinate?)

Come together and celebrate, Goth!


Today is International Goth Day! Who made that one up? Whoever it was, she or he is a certified GENIUS. To celebrate this occasion, I urge to head over to the wonderful goth.net and join the archetypal Goth discussion: 'Who is your favourite tragic hero?'
If you can't be arsed to click the link, I give you a sample:
"I imagine Cassandra , the slave-girl, the unwilling harbinger of doom, tearing her lovely hair in agony that I completely understand when the curse of the House of Atreus was coming down upon the land, and murder was taking place inside the palace she could not enter, and no one would listen; I do SO understand..."

He's just a Devil Goth

Thanks to: Kjartan Poskitt http://www.kjartan.co.uk/whitbygoths.htm
Gothiness: 9 Sweatiness: 8
This Dark Lord laughs in the face of sunshine, but his eyes! His fucking eyes have melted off!
(edit: special thanks to Loki for being a top bloke about using this pic)

Glamour Goth

Thanks to Kerry Lunt
IMG_6378, originally uploaded by Lunt Photography.
Gothiness: 5 Sweatiness: 3
This is what they wear to funerals in Liverpool

Queen of the Sunshine Goths


goth on holiday, originally uploaded by Bryan Ledgard.

(Thanks to Bryan Ledgard)
She's got a bat round her neck, someone's old blue dressing gown threaded through her hair but she's keeping cool with a 99 Flake! All hail the Queen of the Sunshine Goths!

Rose tint my world...


Gothiness: 7 Sweatiness: 5
Sakara writes: "After spying some of my mates on this site i had to add myself and my partner. taken at Whitby Goth weekend this April, where it was probably the best weather it has been there for a long time! ...Strangely enough although I was wearing velvet and a corset underneath I wasnt hot! Years of practice i guess! Also great bonus about wearing steampunk stuff.. sunglasses work! lol"
I like your technique Sakara, although I suspect your partner was hiding the truth about his heat rating - His right arm has clearly ceased to function and is being held on only by a solid metal plate.

Nice day for a Goth wedding


Gothiness: 10 Sweatiness: 8
1st dance most likely to be: Cry Little Sister from Lost Boys.
They're braving the sun for the photos to show their family, but after this it's straight back into the cellar for some red wine and a Wicca ceremony.

MilfGoth

Thanks to: http://www.whitbygothicphotos.co.uk/

Gothiness: 7 Sweatiness: 4
Loose lace, taffeta and a Gothasol make this mama hot to trot and cool as a cucumber at the same time. She wants you! On someone’s grave!

IndestructiGoths

Thanks to: http://www.whitbygothicphotos.co.uk/

Gothiness: 9 Sweatiness: 9
Cross-dressing Wayne Hussey lookeelikee, helmet, full length coat and Rocket Dog boots by the seaside? A 99 Flake to both of you my Gothic overlords!

Didi-Goths


Gothiness: 3 Sweatiness: 6
Ah, the blossoming teenage Goth! They’re not like all their friends in school. No-one understands them. And one of them’s got a lolly! Note simple makeup that can be easily removed before their mum picks them up on her way home from Asda.

SteamyPunks


Gothiness: 8 Sweatiness: 9
Top marks for braving a hot day in these outfits. Hooped skirts? Check. Top hats? Check. Antiqued Leather boots and holsters? Check. Iron-on Ghostbusters logo? erm...

Glamour Goth 2

thanks KJL08 (Flickr) and Lara www.velvetburlesque.co.uk/

Gothiness: 5 Sweatiness: 6
This season's tip for Gothies Day at Ascot
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