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Come Feast at the Bitter BBQ of Banishment

Thanks to Jason

Gothiness: 7 Sweatiness: 6
Take heed mortal, and fear my warning! Tear your eyes from the alluring glare of this Dark Temptress! Heed not the cool, refreshing can of beer and refuse the promise of delicious pre-prepared kebabs with artichoke hearts from M&S! You can plainly see there's nothing on this fire - like the Dread Pirate Roberts, this evil succubus waits to barbecue your SOOOUUUUULLLLL! Probably in a nice piri-piri sauce.

9 comments:

  1. aj rez7 August 2009 at 07:42

    Best thing about this one is the OKCupid watermark! Oy!

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  2. gnomethang7 August 2009 at 22:24

    Best thing about this is the can of Mackeson's.
    My mum used to swear by it!

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  3. Unknown12 August 2009 at 00:51

    I think she's hot!

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  4. Anonymous18 August 2009 at 16:31

    Personally, I prefer a rack of spareribs. Empty spatula begone!

    This is Miranda. My google account is being retarded.

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  5. Patrick Does DC28 August 2009 at 19:23

    Beer? That looks like Coke Zero to me. The gothiest of all Cokes!

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  6. Dark Temptress2 September 2009 at 02:59

    it IS zero cola, you stupid mortals. it has the tastes of CLASSIC COLA without the CALORIES- next best thing to blood!

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  7. Anonymous5 September 2009 at 15:03

    That get-up is more Madonna ala Lucky Star video. Still hot, though, even standing next to cold barbeque.

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  8. -k24 September 2009 at 19:45

    Awesome title.

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  9. x___I_LV_LVR___x26 September 2009 at 10:24

    Meat slice and heels. Damn, I am hot for that look. And what's she cooking? One goth atkins friendly shovel full of emptiness. Screw the grill and work that pout.
    Easy on the condiments, dark sister.

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