Thanks to Emma Rinker Gothiness: 4 (clearly he's a Didi) Sweatiness: 7 This, apparently, is 'Uncle Mike'. Jesus titty fucking Christ on a bicycle, words fail me. I open the floor to you, dear reader.
Oh Holy Mother of God - is this the Goth equivalent of the Jocasta Complex? Or the Oedipus Complex? I mean he's 14 isn't he? Whatever - an absolute Goth salute to the pair of them. They clearly don't give two tin shits.
according to yoda (fear is the path to the dark side. fear leads to anger. anger leads to hate. hate leads to suffering), I am sooo on the way to the dark side after seeing this picture
Even Slash (Gun's n Roses, Velvet Revolver) has to take the dick out of his mouth to comment on how slick this guy looks with that top hat on... Someone's gettin laid tonight.
Oh Holy Mother of God - is this the Goth equivalent of the Jocasta Complex? Or the Oedipus Complex? I mean he's 14 isn't he? Whatever - an absolute Goth salute to the pair of them. They clearly don't give two tin shits.
ReplyDeleteDo most goths take their moms to the prom? So confused...
ReplyDeleteI love the juxtaposition of the frilly white flowers and lavender backdrop against the gothness.
ReplyDeleteI can't tell if the chick wants to be goth or a biker?!
ReplyDeleteI am in love with this picture.
ReplyDeleteNo, just no. Go home and try again.
ReplyDeleteI believe "Jesus titty fucking Christ on a bicycle" perfectly applies.
ReplyDeleteGotta love the lipstick on him.
Maybey momma wanted to do a "Glamor shot" with junior in a few pics, before she got "naughty" for daddy>
ReplyDeletefail.
ReplyDeleteJesus titty fucking Christ on a popsicle. Nay, two popsicles.
ReplyDeleteWords? OK, here you go. Dear Sir: Please remove lipstick.
ReplyDeletethere you go.
according to yoda (fear is the path to the dark side. fear leads to anger. anger leads to hate. hate leads to suffering), I am sooo on the way to the dark side after seeing this picture
ReplyDeleteRather than a corsage, she went for a gelled spiky fringe... also taking note of a smile drawn onto the mouth in black, classic
ReplyDeleteWOW!
ReplyDeleteUncle Mike better watch out. His prom date is wearing a Top Hat, sign of a deviant if ever I saw one
Even Slash (Gun's n Roses, Velvet Revolver) has to take the dick out of his mouth to comment on how slick this guy looks with that top hat on... Someone's gettin laid tonight.
ReplyDeleteBB665....you're missing the point
ReplyDeleteI know no prominant goths that wore top hats....another confused metal/goth cross over.
And anyway....
He looks like the guy who missed the bus to Colombine High School, and his mates got all the fame