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Gothkini

Thanks to Anonymous

Gothiness: 8 Sweatiness: 9 (crotch area only)
Ladieeeeeez! Check out this Goth's cradle of filth! He's all man, and he's waiting to satisfy your every need - poetry, navel gazing, and Terry Pratchett discussion groups with dark sexual chocolate drops on top! Witness the muscular physique! Gasp at the bulging source of his power! Swoon at the bullet belt adorned cowboy boots! This, surely, is every Gothette's onanistic, narcissistic gothboy fantasy!
edit: What do you mean, no?

24 comments:

  1. Sam26 June 2009 at 15:54

    i haven't laughed this hard in days lmao! thanks for making my day!

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  2. Bosanova Bill26 June 2009 at 16:11

    LOL, I laughed before I even read the text.

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  3. comicbookbunny26 June 2009 at 16:58

    Dear gods i think i just peed myself...

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  4. Andy Golding26 June 2009 at 17:25

    Now THERE'S a David Hasslegoth if ever I saw one! You found the picture. I salute you

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  5. Dracenea26 June 2009 at 19:10

    Ugh no rockabilly for me, thanks.

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  6. Lores26 June 2009 at 23:47

    I am in love!

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  7. Nihilum27 June 2009 at 03:15

    Pictures and scenes like this always brighten my day, but not with the light of the Daystar.

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  8. Anonymous27 June 2009 at 14:52

    This makes me hurt all over. But thanks - it is truly brilliant!

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  9. SnarkyBat27 June 2009 at 21:38

    Ok, yes, "Cradle of filth" comment, totally hilarious. But dude. This guy clearly isn't a goth. He's a hipster.

    Only a shameless hipster would think it was acceptable to wear white sunglasses and pinstripe mankini bottoms.

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  10. Shanaz Bahara28 June 2009 at 22:20

    I think his hair scares me the most...

    Paris Hilton wants her sunglasses back.

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  11. Anonymous28 June 2009 at 23:18

    Oh dude, I'm embarrassed for us both...

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  12. Quege29 June 2009 at 01:48

    Fail :)

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  13. Sarah29 June 2009 at 11:40

    GaaaaaH! My eyeballs!

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  14. Renan Birck30 June 2009 at 14:49

    I was reading this blog in class.

    Thanks for making everyone look at me with a strange stare.

    But then, I LOLed.

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  15. Anonymous1 July 2009 at 15:13

    He looks more like the lead singer of a Buck Cherry (possibly LIT?) cover band who washed up on shore after a night playing the Sunset Strip. He just happened to be wearing his cod piece and amo boots under his tight ripped jeans when he took the stage that evening.

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  16. Unknown3 July 2009 at 01:26

    oh he's cute

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  17. Anonymous8 July 2009 at 21:46

    GORGEOUS!!!!

    gimme some of that...

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  18. Whitney Josephine13 July 2009 at 04:36

    Uh-oh, are there really goth-filled Terry Pratchett discussion groups somewhere? And do I need to feel even MORE guilty for reading his books? Uh-oh...

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  19. Miranda20 July 2009 at 03:34

    I'm gonna go out on a limb and declare this guy Not Gothic.

    Lookit his freakin cowboy boots, and those white shades? oh hell no!

    god, my eyes are bleeding.

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  20. The Steampunk28 September 2009 at 17:20

    Seriously, you is a funny dude. You need to write a book or something.

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  21. Amy1 October 2009 at 19:10

    I confused by the Terry Pratchett comment. I wouldn't associate his books with a Goth lifestyle..there is WAY to much humor in his books.

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  22. EMTFrey11 October 2009 at 20:03

    spectacular!

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  23. The Steampunk12 October 2009 at 18:07

    Amy, goths are some of the funniest people on earth! (I mean, just look at THAT guy!) You haven't lived until you've sat around on decatur listening to uber-lifestylers make ridiculous vampire jokes about passerby("Mmmmmm, chinese tonight?" "Eh, you'd just be hungry again in an hour" or "Everyone knows people taste better with garlic!") or rivet-heads wisecracking about how a few guys in their side-project want to get together on a side-project.

    I'll keep the jokes light for the blog, but I sure am glad comedy comes in black...

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  24. Unknown1 January 2010 at 00:09

    I'm going to say he's more of a L.A. Guns revivalist, unfortunately.

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