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Goth Boy, originally uploaded by fluffy_steve.

Gothiness: 8 Sweatiness: 6
Congratulations, introspective young man, for braving the German sun in full velvet and leather! Extra points also for the briefcase full of poetry. Don't be fooled by the Emo glance, inside he's sunbathing.

12 comments:

  1. Jeremy21 May 2009 at 14:41

    "inside he's sunbathing" is fucking hilarious. Great site, by the way. The irony of the whole lot is wondrous.

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  2. allison22 May 2009 at 09:23

    love, love, love this site.

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  3. toast22 May 2009 at 21:46

    i wore a burgundy shirt like this shhh don't tell
    i will tell you this, i felt like a moving oven on the dance floor

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  4. Anonymous25 May 2009 at 17:54

    . . . bet he looks better naked.:)

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  5. ShellHawk5 June 2009 at 15:53

    He's a cross between Flock of Seagulls and Adam Ant (before he went solo and ruined everything by doing so).
    Looks yummy, anyway.

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  6. editor10 June 2009 at 05:59

    I nearly peed

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  7. Jennifer Rados11 June 2009 at 01:59

    only a 7 on the goth scale?! i do believe he's a 9 for at least carrying on with that morose yet annoyed demeanor and all those accessories.

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  8. GothsInHotWeather11 June 2009 at 17:04

    @Jennifer - Agreed. One extra Goth point for you Poetry Boy

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  9. Anonymous12 June 2009 at 00:32

    I'd up that level of sweatiness. He's clearly ROASTING in that getup.

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  10. Anonymous12 June 2009 at 23:44

    are you guys sure that's not actually Joaquin Phoenix in disguise?

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  11. Anonymous2 August 2010 at 22:36

    wow, how did that only get a 6 in sweatiness? he looks like he is dying in that outfit!

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  12. Anonymous13 June 2011 at 18:26

    I love that outfit! And hair! He's so sexy :) rotflmao 'inside he's sunbathing' priceless :D

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Thanks for your comment Goth lover!